Since I can remember, I’ve dreamt of having long, thick,
voluminous, magnificently flowing hair. A brunette and gold waterfall down my
back. It would tumble over my shoulders at just the right moment, it would blow
in the breeze behind me and around me and settle again dreamily, instilling
goosebumps in passers-by. Perfect strangers would stop me on the street and
say, “You have beautiful hair; I’m jealous.” I’d giggle and say, “Oh, this
mane? Don’t be jealous, it’s such a nuisance!” But secretly, I’d be thinking,
“I know, don’t I?” My mother gave me many wonderful qualities, but my hair is
certainly not one of them. My hair is a runway model: stick straight, fine, and
thin. The one, and only, positive to this is that it is incredibly
low-maintenance. It takes approximately 26 seconds to blow-dry and put into a
bun in the morning. I spend more time unwrapping a stick of gum.
For our wedding, I want a stunning updo with piles and piles
of curls. My hair simply won’t allow that. I went to one bridal trial and the
stylist, after running her fingers through my hair with a disapproving look on
her face (umm I am sitting in front of a mirror, I can SEE YOU) said, “Well, we
could do like a French twist?” No. I’ve tried everything: volume boosters,
mousse, gallons of hairspray, teasing, dry shampoo, thickening shampoo, even
Ovation Cell Therapy shampoo. Lesson: you can’t outsmart genetics. I decided to
take a giant leap and try hair extensions. I know what you’re thinking: “Girls
actually have hair extensions in Colorado?? I thought only the Kardashians did…
that stuff.” Let me just say that you’d be surprised.
Enter my dear friend Mandie who works at a salon in Cherry
Creek. Mandie is a pro with Hot Heads Extensions and she assured me that I
would love them. I did… for the most part. And I will give you my honest
opinion, because you deserve that. HAIR IS A LOT OF WORK. I mean, it looked
GORGEOUS, and you seriously could not tell that I had extensions (besides the
fact that my hair grew a foot overnight), and it curled just perfectly and you
barely ever had to wash it, and I could do side-braids and it was flowy and it
was everything I ever wanted. Except the time commitment. And the itchiness,
and the fear that the extensions were “showing,” and the fact that it was hard
to sleep on, and that I couldn’t put it into anything higher than a low
ponytail. Oh, and they are NOT cheap. And those are just the facts of it. This
is no discredit to Mandie; she installed them perfectly and efficiently. I just
realized quickly that I loved the way they looked but wasn’t crazy about the
maintenance.